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of times gone by

star trek: into the theorising
Afrox
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SPOILER WARNING

hokay, so:

this guy from the first nine minutes wants to save his sick daughter’s life and benedict’s villain is probably going to make a deal with him about it

and from him dropping his starfleet ring(?) in a drink he presumably accepted a deal that would majorly betray starfleet then….

then there’s benedict’s vilain being in what I still contend to be an airlock

because docking/locking mechanisms?

and the small window 

and warning lights

on what is presumably a door

so we know that his vilain was captured and given starfleet issued clothing and locked in what is either the brig of an airlock (which might have the same sort of theory behind it as the hulk’s cage in avengers)

did he want to be captured like this?

is he planing to send a message of fear by taking out one of the federation’s most important ships while captured and in enemy territory, challenge what everyone considers to be safe?

because that’s

what it

looks like

AND THAT’S MY THEORY


I am terrible at maintaining a blog
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and by blog I mean a real blog
not whatever the hell tumblr is... nerd fest, i don't know...

but anyway, I've been watching project for awesome livestream all day so have some caps of that
they are mostly wil wheaton

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Afrox
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SO I've been listening to a lot of Cabin Pressure lately

for those not in the cabin crew: Cabin Pressure is a BBC radio comedy written by John Finnemore about a airline so small it's more of an air-dot. Benedict Cumberbatch is the captain, Roger Allam is the first officer, Stephanie Cole is the CEO and John Finnemore is the steward.
Hijinks ensue

if you're interested in a listen there are youtube uploads but the point of this post is I DONE DID FANART!

From the episode Qikiqtarjuaq


more fanart under the cutCollapse )

*Blows dust off of page*
Afrox
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*coughs*

Hello!

So uh, I haven't updated in forever, mostly because when I started LJ I was too inexperienced to use it effectively

Currently I spend almost all of my free time on my tumblr but I feel like livejournal is better for fanfiction generally and I want to get back into comms on here again.

SO! Here is my plan:

1. Tidy up fics and post them here
2. organise fics by tag and make masterpost for easy reference
3. post more of my art
4. ?????
5. PROFIT! 

We'll see how well I do.

WHAT HAS SCIENCE DONE
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 (To the tune of Tik Tok by Ke$ha and with apologies to Sir Arthur Conan Doyle)

Wake up in the morning feeling like Sherlock
My bff, Wastson, calls me 'Old Cock'
Got drugged by Irene Adler, and woke up stripped
Watson's marrying Mary because he is so Whipped

I'm testing drugs on the dog (dog)
Walkin' through the london fog (fog)
Trying not to get cut like a hog (hog)

I am so excellent at deduction
solving cases of murder and corruption
and causing some disruptions...

(x2)
I top all the cops
and my best friend is a doc
Always right, good at fights,
like to get high as a kite.
I'll solve any crime
if I think it's worth my time
Hooooo-olmes

All the clues I need to find are easy to see
I've got a brother, Mycroft, who thinks he's better than me
I can play violin just like a pro
and no matter where you've been I'll always know!

I'm willing to get down on my knees (knees)
jump in the river and freeze (freeze)
And I sometimes like to keep bees (bees)

A-Arguing with Watson about Gladstone
Check out all this neat stuff that I own
All because I'm Sherlock Ho-olmes
Sh-Sher-lock-ock Ho-olmes

(x2)
I top all the cops
and my best friend is a doc
Always right, good at fights,
like to get high as a kite.
I'll solve any crime
if I think it's worth my time
Hooooo-olmes

I smoke a pipe
stay up all night,
researching scientific breakthroughs.
"Put your hands up!"
your going down"
I caught the crook because of his shoes

I smoke a pipe
stay up all night,
researching scientific breakthroughs.
"Put your hands up!
You're going down!"
"You're going down!"

The Mysteries go unsolved till I step in.

(x2)
I top all the cops
and my best friend is a doc
Always right, good at fights,
like to get high as a kite.
I'll solve any crime
if I think it's worth my time
Hooooo-olmes

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So I filled this prompt on the Sherlock Holmes kinkmeme, I intended crack at first but my brain decided to take it in another direction and end with mush :/

Name: TEETH
Rating: 18 because I am 18 and I wrote it >:/
Summary: This video inspired, Holmes wants to see Watson's teeth

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Whoring my art for money
Afrox
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 Because I need money's I am gonna do commissions, so if any one bothers to read this, I will draw you whatever you like! (for money)

My Deviantart entry on it

THE PLAN:

2 pics max per month (because I has schoolings to do)
$1 for a sketch, this is where simple ideas and the cracky stuff will go I expect
$5 for a proper drawing of one character of your choice, as in I sketch it, do the lineart in pen and erase the pencil sketch, maybe add a teen bit of shading but it's still a plain black and white drawing
$5 for anything extra like colour or more characters or a background. (specifying digital, traditional of a bit of both for a medium would help.)
$10 for a comic, the five dollar rule is removed for more characters here but stands for backgrounds or color. also; it is ten dollars per page cause that stuff takes time!

I would be totally honored if any lj peeps want me to draw them something, and like I said on my DA; I will need details for poses, outfits, refferences, what kind of a rating or feel you'd like. I can do most of the research myself but the more provided the easyer my job gets!

And I didn't wanna say it on DA but I am totally fine with drawing something porny,  I can't guarantee that I won't giggle immaturely while I do it but it's like anatomy practice for me so I'm down with that!

So to the few people who may read this: SPREAD THE WORD! Anyone who wants to commission me for a pic just send me a message either here or on my deviant art and I'mm get their details and put them on the list! :D I'll send the pic strait to email unless I'm given permission to post it elsewhere... I can't send the original YET but when I do I'll let yo know.


ST Elfs
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Picky up yer Booshy phone!
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For those of you who do not wish to spend your phone credit getting the TBIF phone extras I have ziped them for you all to enjoy, I do encourage you to text for the tones anyway, since it'll help promote the Boosh, but if you are like me and don't have the right phone access this will come in handy!


http://www.sendspace.com/file/xxcpqd



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