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WHAT HAS SCIENCE DONE
Afrox
ihateyourshirt
 (To the tune of Tik Tok by Ke$ha and with apologies to Sir Arthur Conan Doyle)

Wake up in the morning feeling like Sherlock
My bff, Wastson, calls me 'Old Cock'
Got drugged by Irene Adler, and woke up stripped
Watson's marrying Mary because he is so Whipped

I'm testing drugs on the dog (dog)
Walkin' through the london fog (fog)
Trying not to get cut like a hog (hog)

I am so excellent at deduction
solving cases of murder and corruption
and causing some disruptions...

(x2)
I top all the cops
and my best friend is a doc
Always right, good at fights,
like to get high as a kite.
I'll solve any crime
if I think it's worth my time
Hooooo-olmes

All the clues I need to find are easy to see
I've got a brother, Mycroft, who thinks he's better than me
I can play violin just like a pro
and no matter where you've been I'll always know!

I'm willing to get down on my knees (knees)
jump in the river and freeze (freeze)
And I sometimes like to keep bees (bees)

A-Arguing with Watson about Gladstone
Check out all this neat stuff that I own
All because I'm Sherlock Ho-olmes
Sh-Sher-lock-ock Ho-olmes

(x2)
I top all the cops
and my best friend is a doc
Always right, good at fights,
like to get high as a kite.
I'll solve any crime
if I think it's worth my time
Hooooo-olmes

I smoke a pipe
stay up all night,
researching scientific breakthroughs.
"Put your hands up!"
your going down"
I caught the crook because of his shoes

I smoke a pipe
stay up all night,
researching scientific breakthroughs.
"Put your hands up!
You're going down!"
"You're going down!"

The Mysteries go unsolved till I step in.

(x2)
I top all the cops
and my best friend is a doc
Always right, good at fights,
like to get high as a kite.
I'll solve any crime
if I think it's worth my time
Hooooo-olmes

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